Sunday, September 20, 2015

How to go to space with a bouncy ball!

1. Acquire a bouncy ball
2. Put bouncy ball material on the floor and ceiling
3. Drop bouncy ball
4. Bounces faster and faster and faster
5. Remove ceiling and jump onto the bouncy ball
6. CONGRATULATIONS! You are now in space!!!!

Hmm. Anyone know how to make a ball bounce at the speed of 1,000,000,000,000 mi/hr?

Sunday, June 21, 2015

How to have infinite food

1. Got to restaurant
2. Order food
3. Eat food
4. Run away from restaurant
5. Infinite free food! Problem restaurants?
That works, only for bandits who can manage to get away from the restaurants with out paying and not get caught! :)

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Thursday, May 28, 2015

How to go into space with your friend

1 Find a bro
2. Try walking on each other's feet
3. If successful, you should be walking in the air
4. Eventually you'll be in space

This is one of my favorite ones. I wish it was so easy to go into space! :) (P.S. I also love the tiny little planet! :):):):);)!!!!!!)

How to drive infinitely

1. Get car
2. Attach wind power
3. When you drive, car recharges! INFINITE DRIVING!!!
4. Problem energy crisis?

Wow! This is amazing! This could actually work if the car you bought is made out of like about 1000 layers of meta and can still drive, or else how can the car withstand the windmill(only if the windmill is a tiny one and still produces energy....)?

Monday, May 11, 2015

How to be the ruler of the world


1. Plant private forest in air tight dome. 2. Harvest Oxygen. 3. Burn down tree. 4. Chain reaction causes global deforestation. 5. No trees= No more oxygen= People no can breath 6. Sell oxygen for profit! Become ruler of earth!

How to breathe in water while swimming

1. Find plant and plastic bag
2. Place plant in bag and put it over your head, tie a rubber band around your neck
3. You can now breathe under water!
4. Problem fish?

Oh my god this is so trueeeeeeeee~~!! Plants give you oxygen to breathe, while you give carbon dioxide for the plants to breathe! :)

Friday, May 8, 2015

Special: How to be immortal

For the past few weeks, I've been gone for a long time. I decide to use a video to entertain you guys. Have fun and enjoy! ;)

How to fly into space with a stick?!?

1. Get a long piece metal, beam, or a long, long stick. Throw it
2. Quickly get hold of it while its in air. Keep holding.
3. Congratulations! You're now in space
4. U MAD ASTRONAUTS?

Hey! This is pretty cool. It goes with Newton's law of motion! If something starts moving, it will move forever, unless something stops it! (But I don't wanna fly to the depth of space like crazy and just keep flying...) :)

Thursday, April 23, 2015

How to save yourself with a chair from fire

1. Your building is on fire
2. Jump from window with a chair
3. Wait till the chair is about to touch the ground
4. Jump from the chair and land safely

Well, I think this could actually work! Using something as a falling cushion and letting it crash. This is perfect!

How to fly with car

1. Get a car
2. Crash into each other with the car
3. Push each other up with the car
4. Flight!

Cool! I don't know if it'll work though, cause cars can only push so high!

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

How to walk on water

1. Oil float on water... so....
2. Put some oil on your feet
3. Now you can walk on water!
4. U MAD JESUS????

Whoa! That's call using physics! Since oil float on water, then if you step on it, then you will float on water too! :)

How to take a picture of your camera

1. Grab ur digital camera
2. Point it towards urself
3. Shoot it and IMMEDIATELY turn it the other way around
4. Congratulations!!!! U just took a pic or ur own camera

Wow! How fast is that guy's hands? Turn the camera around, you have to be in light speed to do that! :O

How to fly with a gun

1. Grab a cartridge
2. Tie the bullet to your gun
3. Chamber the round, aim upwards, and fire
4. Have fun flying! Make sure you use a good grip(use high velocity ammunition for best results)

The bullet won't destroy the line? If it does, I'm not gonna try it! >_<

How to break tanks, cars, pistols, etc!

1. Tanks too tough for bullets?
2. (1.)Jello= Soft and squishy (2) Bullets= Smash soft and squishy (3) Acquire Jello ray (4) Turn tanks into jello (5) Smash jello with bullets
3. Problem?

Cool! This is just insane! But instead of smashing it, you can eat it for extra fun! :)

Monday, April 20, 2015

How to breath under water; underwater breathing!

1. Go into a body of water
2. Before you run out of air, blow out bubbles
3. Inhale bubbles back into body
4. Repeat. UNLIMITED BREATHING!!!

It's just the same how whales breath! By using a little bit more gadgets and correction, this could happen in real life! :)

Sunday, April 19, 2015

How to stop global warming

1. Plants absorb carbon dioxide
2. Cars emit carbon dioxide
3. Attach plants to car, no more global warming
3. Problem, al gore?

Mmm. Cool idea, but what's the point if the plants don't breathe fast enough? ;)

How to get money; Get rich!

1. Be naughty
2. Wait for Santa
3. Sell coal to Energy Company
4. Problem Santa?

Wow. What a way to earn money! Well, you can only get it once a year, so hope that Santa gives you enough coal to sell! :)

How to troll your friend

1. Take a box coated with mirrors on the inside
2. Carefully shine inside it with a flashlight
3. Close box quickly and give it to someone else
4. Blind him as the light is released all at once!

This idea is perfect! To revenge someone, you can use this idea! (Too bad the light's too fast to catch in a box)

How to create infinite energy

1. Toast always lands butter-side down.
2. Cats always land on their feet.
3. Strap toast to cat's back
4. Cat spins forever, never touches floor
5. Attach cat/toast assembly to generator
6. Infinite energy!

I like this idea, but I have to make sure that I don't eat the toast first!

How to get summer forever

1. Cold?
2. Obtain really large coat
3. Put coat over Earth
4. Summer Forever

I personally don't like summer that much, because in the place that I live, summer is all about typhoons and thunderstorms. But for the people who love summer, try to obtain a really large coat together! ;)