How to save yourself with a chair from fire

1. Your building is on fire
2. Jump from window with a chair
3. Wait till the chair is about to touch the ground
4. Jump from the chair and land safely

Well, I think this could actually work! Using something as a falling cushion and letting it crash. This is perfect!

How to fly with car

1. Get a car
2. Crash into each other with the car
3. Push each other up with the car
4. Flight!

Cool! I don't know if it'll work though, cause cars can only push so high!

How to walk on water

1. Oil float on water... so....
2. Put some oil on your feet
3. Now you can walk on water!
4. U MAD JESUS????

Whoa! That's call using physics! Since oil float on water, then if you step on it, then you will float on water too! :)

How to take a picture of your camera

1. Grab ur digital camera
2. Point it towards urself
3. Shoot it and IMMEDIATELY turn it the other way around
4. Congratulations!!!! U just took a pic or ur own camera

Wow! How fast is that guy's hands? Turn the camera around, you have to be in light speed to do that! :O

How to fly with a gun

1. Grab a cartridge
2. Tie the bullet to your gun
3. Chamber the round, aim upwards, and fire
4. Have fun flying! Make sure you use a good grip(use high velocity ammunition for best results)

The bullet won't destroy the line? If it does, I'm not gonna try it! >_<

How to break tanks, cars, pistols, etc!

1. Tanks too tough for bullets?
2. (1.)Jello= Soft and squishy (2) Bullets= Smash soft and squishy (3) Acquire Jello ray (4) Turn tanks into jello (5) Smash jello with bullets
3. Problem?

Cool! This is just insane! But instead of smashing it, you can eat it for extra fun! :)

How to breath under water; underwater breathing!

1. Go into a body of water
2. Before you run out of air, blow out bubbles
3. Inhale bubbles back into body
4. Repeat. UNLIMITED BREATHING!!!

It's just the same how whales breath! By using a little bit more gadgets and correction, this could happen in real life! :)

How to stop global warming

1. Plants absorb carbon dioxide
2. Cars emit carbon dioxide
3. Attach plants to car, no more global warming
3. Problem, al gore?

Mmm. Cool idea, but what's the point if the plants don't breathe fast enough? ;)

How to get money; Get rich!

1. Be naughty
2. Wait for Santa
3. Sell coal to Energy Company
4. Problem Santa?

Wow. What a way to earn money! Well, you can only get it once a year, so hope that Santa gives you enough coal to sell! :)

How to troll your friend

1. Take a box coated with mirrors on the inside
2. Carefully shine inside it with a flashlight
3. Close box quickly and give it to someone else
4. Blind him as the light is released all at once!

This idea is perfect! To revenge someone, you can use this idea! (Too bad the light's too fast to catch in a box)

How to create infinite energy

1. Toast always lands butter-side down.
2. Cats always land on their feet.
3. Strap toast to cat's back
4. Cat spins forever, never touches floor
5. Attach cat/toast assembly to generator
6. Infinite energy!

I like this idea, but I have to make sure that I don't eat the toast first!

How to get summer forever

1. Cold?
2. Obtain really large coat
3. Put coat over Earth
4. Summer Forever

I personally don't like summer that much, because in the place that I live, summer is all about typhoons and thunderstorms. But for the people who love summer, try to obtain a really large coat together! ;)