Sunday, September 20, 2015

How to go to space with a bouncy ball!

1. Acquire a bouncy ball
2. Put bouncy ball material on the floor and ceiling
3. Drop bouncy ball
4. Bounces faster and faster and faster
5. Remove ceiling and jump onto the bouncy ball
6. CONGRATULATIONS! You are now in space!!!!

Hmm. Anyone know how to make a ball bounce at the speed of 1,000,000,000,000 mi/hr?

Sunday, June 21, 2015

How to have infinite food

1. Got to restaurant
2. Order food
3. Eat food
4. Run away from restaurant
5. Infinite free food! Problem restaurants?
That works, only for bandits who can manage to get away from the restaurants with out paying and not get caught! :)

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Thursday, May 28, 2015

How to go into space with your friend

1 Find a bro
2. Try walking on each other's feet
3. If successful, you should be walking in the air
4. Eventually you'll be in space

This is one of my favorite ones. I wish it was so easy to go into space! :) (P.S. I also love the tiny little planet! :):):):);)!!!!!!)

How to drive infinitely

1. Get car
2. Attach wind power
3. When you drive, car recharges! INFINITE DRIVING!!!
4. Problem energy crisis?

Wow! This is amazing! This could actually work if the car you bought is made out of like about 1000 layers of meta and can still drive, or else how can the car withstand the windmill(only if the windmill is a tiny one and still produces energy....)?

Monday, May 11, 2015

How to be the ruler of the world


1. Plant private forest in air tight dome. 2. Harvest Oxygen. 3. Burn down tree. 4. Chain reaction causes global deforestation. 5. No trees= No more oxygen= People no can breath 6. Sell oxygen for profit! Become ruler of earth!

How to breathe in water while swimming

1. Find plant and plastic bag
2. Place plant in bag and put it over your head, tie a rubber band around your neck
3. You can now breathe under water!
4. Problem fish?

Oh my god this is so trueeeeeeeee~~!! Plants give you oxygen to breathe, while you give carbon dioxide for the plants to breathe! :)

Friday, May 8, 2015

Special: How to be immortal

For the past few weeks, I've been gone for a long time. I decide to use a video to entertain you guys. Have fun and enjoy! ;)

How to fly into space with a stick?!?

1. Get a long piece metal, beam, or a long, long stick. Throw it
2. Quickly get hold of it while its in air. Keep holding.
3. Congratulations! You're now in space
4. U MAD ASTRONAUTS?

Hey! This is pretty cool. It goes with Newton's law of motion! If something starts moving, it will move forever, unless something stops it! (But I don't wanna fly to the depth of space like crazy and just keep flying...) :)

Thursday, April 23, 2015

How to save yourself with a chair from fire

1. Your building is on fire
2. Jump from window with a chair
3. Wait till the chair is about to touch the ground
4. Jump from the chair and land safely

Well, I think this could actually work! Using something as a falling cushion and letting it crash. This is perfect!